The Lighter Side

You know they say that laughter is good for you so take some time and laugh you will be glad you did.

And That's How The Fight Started...


I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller light for $14.95.
Instead she brought a jar of cold cream for$7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the the cold cream ..

And that's how the fight started.
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we were alongside the road and slowley the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get sooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"
So, I looked down at him and said, "Well,then which one are you?"

And that's how the fight started.....
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "i'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's how the fight started....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed "She's
my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
" My God!" says my wife, " Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

And that's how the fight started....
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The women behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said , "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, " You should have dropped your pant. You might have gotten disability too."

And that's how the fight started....
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Take time to share a laugh or a smile it will make things a whole lot better try it you will see!

Work Smart Be Blessed
I Will Return
Leedav


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